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Your welcome mat says a lot about you. It tells people who you are, what you’re about, and what madness they can expect in your home. Ok, maybe they’re not quite as all-encompassing as that, but they’re a great way to welcome folks to your house with a little bit of humor and wit. Here are 20 silly doormats for geeks, hipsters, and word nerds.

Knock, Knock. Who’s There? 20 Hilarious Welcome Mats

Knock, Knock. Who’s There? 20 Hilarious Welcome Mats

Your welcome mat says a lot about you. It tells people who you are, what you’re about, and what madness they can expect in your home. Ok, maybe they’re not quite as all-encompassing as that, but they’re a great way to welcome folks to your house with a little bit of humor and wit.


Here are 20 silly doormats for geeks, hipsters, and word nerds.

1. Hi. I’m Mat. ($25): Hi. I’m Mat. Doesn’t get more straightforward than that.

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coffee table.

3. Hair / Makeup / Smile ($19): Love this playful reminder to start the day with your best face forward.

4. Slide to Unlock ($50): Apple Fanboys will love this one. Add your own LED twist if you want to get really fancy.

5. Not You Again ($25): Currently sold out all across the Internet, turns out people love being jerk to their friends… or door-to-door solicitors.

6. The Neighbors ($50): We fear this one might end up working some reverse psychology on any burglars that come by.

7. Holla ($50): You say goodbye, and I say… HOLLA!

8. Attack Cat ($19): I can haz doormatz?

9. Nice Underwear ($24): Turns out your doormat is a total creeper.

10. Hakuna Matata ($45): Channel your inner Pumba with this playful mat.

11. Draw to Unlock (contact to order): Not an iPhone user? We love this nerdy unlock-inspired doormat.

Come In and Go Away

Come In, and turn it the other way to say Go Away. Amazing!

13. Mustache Door Mat ($16): Attention all neighbors: A hipster lives here.

14. Honey Badger ($50): He really doesn’t.

15. Ring Doorbell and Run ($18): Feeling snarky?

16. Enter Key ($28): What! We love this one SO much.

18. There’s No Place Like 127.0.0.1 ($60): Nerdtastic! If only you could customize it with your actual IP.

19. You Were Never Here ($28): For all those top secret meetings… shhhh.

20. Finish Line (currently unavailable): And lastly, the finish line! So cute.

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