How the Great American Eclipse Will Shake Up Your Life, According to Your Zodiac

1. Sagittarius

First place goes to Sagittarius, the zodiac's natural comedian. Known for their wit and cleverness, this sign has the ability to find the funny side of almost any scenario.

Sagittarians have no trouble turning mundane moments into something laughable. Plus, they're stellar storytellers who can spin even the most tragic situations. That's why they're invaluable friends during times of stress or crisis.

2. Gemini

As social butterflies, Geminis easily keep conversations alive with their quick wit and use of one-liners. If you want a sarcastic remark or zinger, they're your go-to.

What sets Geminis apart, though, is their ability to toe the line. Sure, they might make fun of other people, but they rarely become mean. It also helps that this sign can be self-deprecating, so Geminis have no problem laughing at themselves just as much as they do at others.

3. Libra

Much like Geminis, Libras are also extremely outgoing and thrive on the energy of those around them. They love spreading joy and laughter, too, so if you're having a good time, they won't hesitate to join in.

Libras are naturally charming, and, coupled with their lighthearted sense of humor, they can effortlessly get a whole group of people to start cracking up.

4. Leo

It's probably not a shocker that Leo made the list. This sign adores being in the spotlight, and having a hilarious sense of humor is the perfect way to grab it.

Leos have a flair for the dramatic, and they can turn a simple story into a captivating performance (perhaps even with some exaggeration). So, sometimes, this sign may take things a bit too far. Regardless, Leos are undoubtedly entertaining people with larger-than-life personalities.

5. Aries

On the goofier side is Aries. This sign typically enjoys making use of physical comedy, whether through hilarious facial expressions or entirely re-enacting a story.

Their sense of humor, along with their natural leadership skills, helps Aries break the ice and connect with others. This skill is unmatched in all sorts of environments, from networking events to friendly gatherings and even more solemn situations.

6. Scorpio

Scorpio may be a more passionate and intense sign. However, they're also great at mixing humor into their day-to-day conversations, even if it's a little on the darker side.

They may lean more toward the sarcastic and edgy, which plenty of people really appreciate. At the same token, Scorpios need to be mindful of their words to avoid coming off as harsh or offensive.

7. Pisces

Pisces are talented storytellers who bring listeners along on hysterical journeys. With that being said, they can sometimes take their narration to the extreme and lose their audience along the way.

If you're friends with a Pisces (or you are one), then you know that this sign can occasionally get off track or delve too far into the nitty-gritty details. Nonetheless, when Pisces keeps the storyline moving, and their audience is patient, the outcome is usually a hoot.

8. Virgo

Last but certainly not least, if you love dry humor and sarcasm, then you definitely need a Virgo in your life. They can quickly come up with cutting comments, point out irony, or deliver a self-deprecating remark that alters the whole vibe of a scenario.

It's true that not everyone can appreciate their unique sense of humor. Even so, Virgos are generally the funniest people to have around when you need a reality check or simply want to laugh at life's absurdities.

1. Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Leos are natural-born leaders who always make their presence known. They're able to effortlessly command attention with their charisma, creativity, and confidence, and they absolutely love being in the spotlight.

But they don't just draw people in because of their drive for achievement and recognition. They also inspire and motivate those around them to be better, which is why Leos are prime candidates for leadership positions like CEOs or entrepreneurs.

2. Capricorn (December 21 – January 19)

This sign is typically practical, goal-oriented, and disciplined. Capricorns don't believe in cutting corners or doing things halfway. Instead, they commit to all projects fully, and their work ethic is unmatched.

That's what sets Capricorns apart in the business world. They're able to plan strategically and keep long-term goals in mind. Their reliability and determination make them excellent entrepreneurs, company execs, and business partners.

3. Aries (March 21 – April 20)

Aries are trailblazers with a natural ability to lead. The fact that they're always ready for a challenge, coupled with their bold energy, helps them thrive in competitive environments.

This sign isn't afraid to make decisions that push them out of their comfort zones, either. They understand that taking risks can lead to big rewards in the future. Such fearlessness and confidence are invaluable in the business world.

4. Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)

Scorpios are able to focus, strategize, and push through any obstacles in their way. This sign is also able to read people, which is critical when it comes to making decisions and striking deals in business.

They're great at negotiating and building relationships, so Scorpios can hold their own in high-pressure environments.

5. Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Virgos are known for their sharp minds and practical approach to work. They have an eye for detail and a strategic way of tackling tasks, making sure that nothing falls through the cracks.

Plus, they can break down complex problems and find solutions, which is a daily chore in business. Virgos do best in environments that are organized and structured, which allows their productivity and precision to shine.

6. Sagittarius (November 21 – December 21)

Sagittarians may be known for their adventurous spirits and willingness to take risks. While these traits may sometimes give the sign a bad rap, they can still be very helpful in business.

That's because Sagittarians are always on the lookout for new opportunities, ranging from their personal lives to business and investments. They have the courage to step outside their comfort zones, thanks to their optimism and embrace of the unknown.

7. Taurus (April 21 – May 21)

Tauruses love stability and getting to enjoy the fruits of their labor. Given that this sign is ruled by Venus, the planet of beauty and abundance, they are drawn to wealth and luxury. But that doesn't make them haphazard business people.

Rather, Tauruses are practical and know how to make savvy financial decisions that set them up for long-term success. They're patient, too, so they tend to stay the course and follow their goals until completion.

8. Aquarius (January 20 – February 19)

Last but certainly not least is Aquarius. This sign's forward-thinking and creativity often help them find success in unexpected ways.

They're able to spot opportunities that other people might overlook, especially in fields like technology and humanitarian work. Their strength lies in their ability to think differently, challenge the status quo, and embrace new ideas.

1. Beaded Jewelry

Universal Thread Seed Bead Necklace Set

Once upon a time beaded jewelry was a popular status symbol among the "it girls" in middle or high school. It was a nostalgic trend that's come been recycled over the years, but it's finally time to put it rest. Why?

It's time to wear jewelry that doesn't feel so juvenile.

2. Excessive Charm Braclets

Anthropologie Western Monogram Charm Bracelet

Sometimes we fondly remember the days we used to wear chunky charm bracelets that featured our initials, hearts, stars, seashells, and more. You usually could hear us before you saw us because our favorite accessories made a lot of clinking noises. Maybe we're traumatized by how loud our bracelets each time we moved our arm during tests, but we're finally over wearing excess charms. That's not to say this style is 100% "outdated" though!

We're all in favor of this trend, but we'd rather see you choose 1-3 meaningful charms instead of squeezing 10+ on a chain link.

3. Cuban Link Bracelets

Pandora Timeless Pavé Cuban Chain Bracelet

Jewelry trends are supposed to be fun and cute, but this one is giving us "Mob wife" energy...you know, the trend from 2023? We know it's been a popular style that some people gravitate towards, but we prefer to see you wearing bracelets that indicate you're in your "soft girl era."

4. Chunky Gold Earrings

Alexis Bittar Molten Gold Puffy Teardrop Earrings

The quickest way to age yourself is by making makeup mistakeswhile wearing the heaviest chunky gold earrings you own. Unless your goal is to walk around like you're auditioning to be an extra in a spoof of an '80s or '90s comedy, don't ever pair the two together.

As a matter of fact, give your ears a break from the heaviness of this trend.

5. Thin Rings

Gorjana G Ring Set

Thin rings seem like they're perfect for the set of Severance, but how practical are they in real life? We're afraid you'll spend your hard earned money on a cute ring set only to lose one or two of them while doing your daily activities.

Then again, we're a little biased because chunkier rings are taking center stage for their ability to infuse personality in your everyday casual outfits.

6. Seashells

Ettika Private Island Assorted Shell Necklace

Shell necklaces remind us of that one tongue twister that we just couldn't ever get right: "She sells seashells by the seashore."

For obvious reasons, this jewelry trend gets a hard NO from us — it's gaudy and doesn't really complement many personal styles. Even if you swear it does, we'd rather see you wear a pair of shell earrings instead of a statement necklace like this.