Brit + Co doesn't play around when it comes to holiday parties(or any parties for that matter). But around these parts, ain't no party like a white elephant or Secret Santa party, because it's prime time for ridiculous gifts. From LED holiday flair to pocket manfriends (we'll explain), we've rounded up the ultimate buys for gift-swap domination. That's right — we're your one-stop shop for the absurd, the unusual, and the totally delightful.
Read on and prepare for a serious celebration of the random. Let's get into the best white elephant gifts!
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From the team that brings you all the bizarre travel stops in Atlas Obscura comes this guide to what to eat around the world filled with food adventures and edible wonders.
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There’s bound to be a cat lady who will make efforts to steal this precious mug.
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Never stop dreaming of the perfect gift. This light box is totally customizable with 400 letters, symbols, and emojiis.
Etsy
For the beer lovers on your list, give ’em a brand new way to get their hopped up fix.
Etsy
What’s cuter than a sloth face on a tote bag?
Urban Outfitters
The gift of a good night's sleep is priceless.
Harry & David
Fall fruit with a cheesy mix is a white elephant gift we would happily accept.
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Magnets, in dog butt form. Why not?
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Love hanging out everywhere you go? This inflatable sofa makes a great white elephant gift. Have lungs, will travel.
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You know how your clothes smell after a weekend of camping? Now you can smell like that ALL the time.
Etsy
Is your pup or cat so narcissistic it only wants to snuggle with itself? There's a custom pet pillow for that.
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Kitties and a fanny pack. All in one shirt!
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Shine bright this holiday season with this battery-powered Christmas sweater that will help you literally get lit.
Etsy
Have a friend in need of a bearded companion? Get them a manfriend in pocket size – you can take him anywhere! Choose from 20 personalized guys.
Amazon
What better way to end a long day than with a tasty brew opened with this bottle opener from a galaxy far, far away?
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Sprinkle them on whatever you like!
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Throw this classic holiday record on before your white elephant party ends!
Society6
We're digging this mood.
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Decorative beards and mustaches are definitely here to stay, so give that guy in your life the products he needs to keep things tidy.
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Protect your cookies from… people who apparently steal your cookies so often that you need a safe?
Homesick
Give the gift of the outdoors with this soy-based candle.
Amazon
A fun game really is the gift that keeps on giving.
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It's a Chia! It's a pet! It's a Chia Pet!
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This gift might make the recipient hungry and take days to complete, but it'll make for a good time.
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Coloring + sassy animals = a white elephant win!
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Anything to do with coffee is sure to be a heart-warming gift.
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These keep your feet warm and are super adorable.
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This waffle maker delivers fresh (and funny) waffles every morning.
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You can never go wrong with a silly deck of cards.
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Turn your friends into giant human burritos!
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Pickle lovers won't be able to get over this one.
What white elephant gifts are you gifting this year? Share with us @BritandCo!
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This article has been updated.