I Messaged Guys on Tinder Using Only Kimmy Schmidt Quotes and This Is What Happened

Victoria Haas
Apr 15, 2016

Recently, I traveled to New York for a work trip. I may live in San Francisco now, but this mecca of finance, culture and fashion moved FAST. I felt a little clumsy ordering my lunch at Dig Inn, and I got a bit lost when I rode the subway for the first time… in the wrong direction. Everyone around me moved with such confidence, while I felt a little like beloved Netflix heroine, Kimmy Schmidt— a very curious child in the big city.

But, like Kimmy, I decided to embrace every bit that New York had to offer. Wake up at 6AM (which is actually 3AM in SF…) to walk across the Brooklyn Bridge from Soho? OKAY! Forgo sleep in order to visit five bars in one night? Let’s do it! Join Tinder at the bequest of my coworkers and message the men of New York using only Kimmy quotes? Sounds like a plan!

On my last day in New York, I joined Tinder. I created a profile using my happiest, go-lucky photos and made my bio read: “Smile until you feel better.” Then I began swiping right. Only right. Because Kimmy wouldn’t discriminate… and neither should I!

Unfortunately, I actually RAN OUT of right swipes. Apparently, I’m *not allowed* to meet and like everyone in New York. My Kimmy-self was really sad because I didn’t want to leave anyone out. Welp! Guess it’s time to talk to my men matches…

The first guy I met had a REALLY nice profile — with a dog! He also had a beard and I thought he looked like a werewolf, so naturally… I went with this Kimmy quote. But then I panicked talking to such a handsome stranger, so I “ghosted” on him. Apparently that’s allowed in online dating. (Vic as Kimmy confession: I felt bad disappearing quite literally on him, but my coworkers told me it was okay).

This yummy-New York guy has SUPER fun clothes, so I let him know! Paying compliments are a sure way to get friends. Fortunately, I left him speechless… but maybe not in the best way.

My bio is working on this guy! He likes my motto about always smiling, and he likes MY SMILE! So sweet. He tried to make plans, but gosh, Friday was so busy with all the new suitors and with my candy plans…

Sometimes Kimmy quotes were very effective. “Hello, sugar balls!” is a REAL Kimmy quote. She has a way with words, that Kimmy. This guy loved the nickname and called me delightful, but then things got weird… So I ghosted away again. Oops!

This guy was NOT having it. Rather than upset him, I said goodbye with “Troll the respawn, Jeremy,” and then he blocked me. Not everyone in New York is nice.

If I wasn’t going to find love on Tinder, at least I could learn more about New York and the world around me. I set off in pursuit of knowledge… but then my Kimmy-cover was nearly blown! This guy and I had mutual friends on Tinder… STRANGER DANGER.

So much potential with this conversation. I was getting super vulnerable by telling him about my new experience in New York, but he never responded. I was ghosted! It’s not much fun.

My coworkers told me the key to finding true love is to find someone with similar interests. Great advice! I found this guy :) :) :)

During my Tinder stint, I got a SUPER LIKE from someone. WHAAAAT. IS. THIS. I love everything about this concept, so I went and I super liked someone. But the story ends there. :(

This guy LOVED my Kimmy quotes. He was never discouraged by the weirdness, and kept trying to make plans. Major points for the continued dedication… now please stop messaging me. I’m on the other side of the country, okaaaay?

Then to mix it up, I tried some Titus quotes. This guy was kinda into it.

Ultimately, I didn’t find love in New York. BUT I discovered that people love Kimmy Schmidt. She’s a bit quirky, but her endless optimism was well accepted on the Tinder platform. I didn’t meet up with anyone because major stranger danger, but I feel like I made some good first acquaintances. Until my next trip to New York, I’ll be watching Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt season two (!!) for more quotes and more life advice from my fave spirit animal.

Until then, troll the respawn, Jeremy!

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The 9 Best TV Shows To Watch On Netflix This Month

We might have lost some great TV shows and movies when they left Netflix at the beginning of March, but never fear. There's plenty of incredible programming you can still stream — including these new shows! Grab the popcorn and get cozy because you'll want to binge watch all these new Netflix shows.

These are the 9 best TV shows on Netflix in March 2025.

1. The Residence — Stream on Netflix March 20, 2025

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Shonda Rhimes' new mystery follows two detectives watching over an important State Dinner at the White House. And with Uzo Aduba and Randall Park, I know it'll be laugh-out-loud funny.

The Residence premieres March 20 and stars Uzo Aduba, Randall Park, Giancarlo Esposito, Edwina Findley, Molly Griggs, Jason Lee, Ken Marino, Al Mitchell, Dan Perrault, Bronson Pinchot, Julieth Restrepo, Mel Rodriguez, Susan Kelechi Watson, Isiah Whitlock Jr., and Mary Wiseman.

2. Survival of the Thickest season 2 — Stream on Netflix March 27, 2025

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Mavis might have to rebuild her life and her styling business (not to mention the fact she's suddently single), but she's doing it on her terms — and with the people she loves.

Survival of the Thickest premieres March 27 and stars Michelle Buteau, Tone Bell, and Christine Horn.

3. With Love, Meghan — Stream on Netflix now

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Meghan Markle is celebrating the idea of home in all its forms (cooking! gardening! hosting!) with some special celebrity guests like Mindy Kaling. Binge watch as many times as you want before season 2 drops later this year.

With Love, Meghan is hosted by Meghan Markle.

4. Beauty In Black — Stream on Netflix now

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This Netflix show follows the successful Mallory and Kimmie, who's life is turned upside down when her mom kicks her out. But everything changes for both women when their lives intersect.

Beauty in Black stars Taylor Polidore Williams, Amber Reign Smith, Crystle Stewart, Ricco Ross, Debbi Morgan, Richard Lawson, Steven G. Norfleet, Julian Horton, Terrell Carter, Shannon Wallace, Bryan Tanaka, Joy Rovaris, Xavier Smalls, Charles Malik Whitfield, Tamera “Tee” Kissen, Ursula O. Robinson, Ashley Versher, and George Middlebrook.

5. Medusa — Stream on Netflix now

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Bárbara's come back from the dead in this thriller — well, sort of. After a failed assassination attempt, she returns home to find out who tried to kill her. And her family members are at the top of the list.

Medusa stars Manolo Cardona, Juana Acosta, Carlos Torres, Sebastián Martínez, Mabel Moreno, and Diego Trujillo.

6. Running Point — Stream on Netflix now

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This Netflix show series follows Isla, who becomes the President of LA's basketball team after a scandal. Running Point literally just premiered at the end of February, so I totally understand if you haven't seen it yet — but considering it got renewed for season 2 you won't want to wait long to binge it!

Running Point stars Kate Hudson, Brenda Song, Drew Tarver, Scott MacArthur, Fabrizio Guido, Toby Sandeman, Chet Hanks, Max Greenfield, Keyla Monterroso Mejia, Roberto Sanchez, Uche Agada, and Dane DiLiegro.

7. Zero Day — Stream on Netflix now

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People are still talking about this political thriller — which follows a former President called in to investigate a cyber attack and the subsequent disasters. And considering Zero Daydebuted at number 2 on Netflix's Top 10 with 19.1 million views, you definitely want to watch.

Zero Day stars Robert De Niro, Lizzy Caplin, Jesse Plemons, Matthew Modine, Dan Stevens, Connie Britton, and Angela Bassett.

8. Love Is Blind season 8 — Stream on Netflix now

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It's always the season of love when you can stream Love Is Blind! Watch all the eps before tuning into that insane season 8 reunion — and all its surprises, drama, and infidelity.

Love is Blind season 8 is hosted by Vanessa & Nick Lachey.

9. American Murder: Gabby Petito — Stream on Netflix now

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This true crime documentary follows 22-year-old Instagram influencer Gabby Petito's final days with her fiancé Brian Laundrie in August 2021 — before he killed her.

American Murder: Gabby Petito is directed and executive produced by Julia Willoughby Nason and Michael Gasparro.

Loving these Netflix shows? Check out The 9 Best TV Shows To Watch On Max In March for more!

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Romantasy Lovers, ACOTAR Book 6 Is Officially Coming!

The highly-anticipated A Court of Thorns and Roses movie may be canceled, but Sarah J. Maas pulled an uno reverse card that makes up for it. ACOTAR book 6 is in the works and may be here within the next year! As immense lovers of Onyx Storm, we're willing to set that series aside in favor of this one. Call it a hot take, but we think it has arguably one of the best takes onromantasy.

If you're just as excited as we about a new ACOTAR book, let's chat about what's to come!

Everything to know about Sarah J. Maas' plans for the ACOTAR universe, plus fan theories about book 6 👀

Is 'ACOTAR' a BookTok famous series?

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BookTok is the reason we love the ACOTAR series so much. All it takes is a quick search on TikTok to see how many fan theories, memes, and hot takes exist within its realm. Have an intense dislike for the way Feyre's siblings failed her after their mother died? There's a video for that. Want to see hilarious depictions of the Suriel? You won't be disappointed!

But, I've never read anything in the series? What's it about? 

We thought you'd never ask! A Court of Thorns and Roses introduces readers to the thin line that separates humankind from the mythical world, but boundaries are crossed when a young woman named Feyre unknowingly commits a grave offense. As her family's only hope for survival, she slays a wolf who happens to be a close friend of one of the many high fae in ACOTAR.

As repayment for her "terrible" deed, she's whisked away from everything she knows to live the rest of her life in the spring court. But Feyre soon learns that politics and evil aren't just relegated to humans because she's subject to torment that turns her into what's she still trying to understand.

Throughout each book, we watch as Feyre comes to grips with who she thought she could trust, her perception of herself, and the consequences of each choice she makes.

Knowing this, what will ACOTAR book 6 be about? 

Don't panic, but ACOTAR'ssixth book doesn't have a plot yet! The only sliver of hope we have stems from Sarah J. Maas' appearance on the TODAY show last year. She said, "I know much more about what’s happening in this one. And then the next book in that series, I have the ideas and general, vague thoughts. But the nitty gritty of writing and the emotional journeys with the characters — I usually love to go on those journeys with them.”

Has Sarah J. Maas shared a release date for ACOTAR book 6? 

Sorry, but she hasn't shared a release date for ACOTAR book 6 either! The TODAY show speculates "readers will have to wait a year or two" which makes sense.

What theories do fans have about the next book? 

Fans believe Sarah J. Maas dropped a massive hint about what to expect in her collab video with Spotify last year. Instagram user @just.innis wrote, "Hear me out: spilled the tea, spring, two rings on the same fingers (rose and blue), flowers and doors behind her, "a looong book" ("...Azriel’s wings are the biggest." if you know what I mean), soon... 👀📚🤯."

If you're not familiar, E! News reported this could be an indication that Feyre's sister Elain and Azriel, one of Rhysand's right-hand-men, will get the love story fans have been waiting for. Most fans are in agreement because this Reddit thread dives deeper into the potential lore. @plantsandanimalsdude wrote, "I think …. Elain will decide to reject her mating bond and choose Azriel, taking control over her life after losing her humanity and engagement to a man SHE chose."

A separate Reddit thread starts off with a belief ACOTAR book 6 will be a follow-up to Nesta's story (Feyre and Elain's eldest sister). User@PrestigiousFun782wrote, "...it's pretty clear that Nesta's plot is not done yet. For that my theory is that she will learn a lot about her powers and maybe she would leave the night court..."

However, nothing's set in stone. The only thing Sara J. Maas promised is that ACOTAR book 6 is "going to be a long book."

OMG, I want to catch up on ACOTAR! Where do I start?

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  • A Court of Thorns and Roses(Book One) — An introduction to Feyre, the high faes, and danger!
  • A Court of Mist and Fury(Book Two) — An exploration of Feyre's conflicted feelings about marrying Tamlin, her growing understanding of Rhysand, and an even darker evil
  • A Court of Wings and Ruin (Book Three) — A tale of 'sleeping with the enemy' to gain important intel that'll save Feyre's new home, albeit with damning consequences that changes everything
  • A Court of Frost and Starlight (Book Four) — A story of rebuilding and healing after mass devastation
  • A Court of Silver Flames (Book Five) — A close look at Nesta Acheron's journey as she learns to accept who she is, how she'll spend the rest of her life, and who she'll come to love

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Meghan Markle’s “Controversial” Netflix Show Just Got Renewed For Season 2

Love it or hate it, Meghan Markle's With Love, Meghan series has been renewed for Season 2. It's the talk of the internet with fans and critics alike chiming in with their opinions about seeing her embrace a "soft girl" era. But before we dive into what people have been saying about the new Netflix show, we're dishing out what's to come once everyone gets their season 1 fix.

P.s. We're also dishing about her controversial name change 👀.

Keep scrolling to learn about Season 2 of With Love, Meghan — and what you might've missed during Season 1!

Is 'With Love, Meghan' really renewed for Season 2?

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This is not a drill. With Love, Meghan has been greenlit for Season 2 at Netflix with the media giant confirming the news themselves. The host of the show also shared the huge news on Instagram just mere hours ago.

Her caption reads: "Oh, how I love ASMR! If you’re loving Season 1, just wait until you see the fun we cooked up on Season 2! Thanks for joining the party, and an endless thanks to the amazing team and crew who helped bring it all to life! @netflix."

Has a release date been shared?

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The news is still fresh so we'll have to wait longer to see when Meghan will be back with more feel-good tips about how to romanticize your life.

Who's made an appearance on 'With Love, Meghan' Season 1?

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Guests like Mindy Kaling, Daniel Martin, Abigail Spencer, and Alice Waters have appeared on the show. From engaging in fun conversations to making memorable recipes together, Meghan and her guests seemed like they enjoying each other's company.

What's up with Meghan's name change?

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During a segment where Meghan and Mindy Kaling were talking, the latter appeared "shocked" when something she said was corrected. She kept calling Meghan by her former name to which the latter said, "It's so funny, too, that you keep saying, 'Meghan Markle.' You know, I'm Sussex now."

As reported by E! News, Mindy hasn't thought twice about the moment. "You know, I had a great time...We were making sandwiches and then they’ll push in on my face on TikTok and they’ll be like, ‘Look at this emotion you felt,'" she said during an appearance on The View. She added, "...and I honestly didn’t even remember it because we shot it like nine months ago."

How do people feel about 'With Love, Meghan?'

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Some people are thrilled about With Love, Meghan while others feel the Sussex isn't relatable. A Screen Rant article begins by saying, "...the series comes across as a wealthy socialite playing house, while the world is forced to stand by and watch how the other half lives."

However, Glamour thinks otherwise. "What’s not to love about the Montecito landscape, or the ASMR-inducing scene when Markle and her beekeeper are filmed double-straining their freshly harvested golden honey dripping indulgently down into a bowl, or the soothing sounds of Markle’s voice as she walks you through her favorite ways to make a houseguest feel spoiled and special."

No matter where you stand, Meghan's not giving up on sharing recipes and what she considers to be fun conversations.

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16 "Chic" Ways To Add The Cute Scallop Trend In Your Home Decor

Scalloped edges are everywhere in home decor right now, adding major charm to walls, floors, and furniture. This throwback trend leans into the cottage and romantic home decor with classic ribbons, ruffles, checks and stripes making rooms just a little more whimsical, interesting, and modern. Want to embrace the scallop trend in your own home decor? It's all about sprinkling soft, curved edges into your space for a playful, yet sophisticated look – and it's totally affordable to do.

Here are 16 chic ways to add the cute scallop trend to your home decor!

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UO Scallop Flush Mount Lamp Shade

Refresh your ceiling lighting with an oversized drum shade with scalloped edges. You'll enjoy the view from the top!

BelArte

BelArte Studio Scallop Wall Mural

Make a bold statement in your dining room, entryway or bedroom with this customized wall mural featuring stripes within decorative scalloped frames, so cute!

Anthropologie

Anthropologie Wiggle Switch Plate

A small detail like a scalloped switch plate adds just the right amount of whimsy to a space without spending a ton of dough.

H&M

H&M Metal Wall Shelf

Shelving is a great way to add this fun decorative detail while adding some functionality to your space.

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Amazon Scallop Bath Rug

Brighten your bath with a scalloped edge in cozy cotton.

Target

Threshold x Studio McGee Gingham Scalloped Outdoor Pillow

Refresh your outdoor space for spring with this gingham scalloped-edge outdoor pillow from Threshold x Studio McGee. Made from recycled polyester, its weather-, UV-, water- and fade-resistant so you can enjoy all season long.

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Amazon Scalloped Wicker Storage

Stow away toiletries, pantry items, and other essentials in this set of four storage baskets with cute scalloped edges.

Target

Threshold x Studio McGee Scalloped Headboard

This scalloped headboard comes in several colors and prints as well as sizes twin, double, and queen, all under $300.

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Mayler Yee Scallop Throw Pillow

This set of two shams for just $20 would look great on a newly refreshed spring bed.

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Modway Emmeline Scallop Desk

Scalloped furniture is all the rage. This charming writing desk is the perfect addition to your guest or kids room.

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UO Roma Scalloped 3-Seater Sofa

Playfully modern, this upholstered scallop sofa is sure to get admiring looks from your decor-loving guests.

H&M

H&M Scalloped-edge Lampshade

Dress up your end table or desk lamps with a pretty-in-pink scalloped lampshade.

Etsy

Etsy Scallop Rattan Window Pelmet

Frame windows with a beautiful scallop design for a charming touch.

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Etsy Vintage Scalloped Edge Ribbon

Love to DIY? Sew a scalloped ribbon to a tablecloth or curtain or simply tie them around curtain rods and vases for a creative look.

Urban Walls

Urban Walls Scalloped Border Wall Decal

This scalloped border comes in varying sizes and colors for a custom look you don't have to paint. It's so easy!

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Amazon Scallop Jute Rug

Turn a simple jute rug into a decorative showstopper with a cute scalloped edge. It's the best way to anchor a room and inspire your decor!

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The 9 Best TV Shows To Watch On Max This Month

Even if you're sad about all the titles leaving Netflix this month, don't worry. There are plenty of TV shows on Max to fill your queue (and your binge watch hours). And the best part is since March 1 is a Saturday, you can relax all weekend long. From new seasons to brand new premieres, these are the best TV shows coming to Max this month. Check out the shows on Netflix in March too!

Here are the 9 best TV shows to watch in March 2025.

1. Lockerbie: The Bombing of Pan Am 103 Season 1 — Stream on Max March 25, 2025

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In 1988, the bombing of Pan Am 103 led to the deaths of 270 people. Lockerbie explores the investigation that followed the tragedy and allows the victims' family members to talk about their experiences.

Lockerbie: The Bombing of Pan Am 103 season 1 premieres March 25.

2. Paul American — Stream on Max March 27, 2025

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You've seen Jake and Logan Paul make YouTube videos, star in movies, and wrestle, but now they're taking on reality TV — and all the vulnerable moments we haven't seen before.

Paul American premieres March 27 and stars Jake Paul and Logan Paul.

3. The Pioneer Woman Season 38 — Stream on Max March 29, 2025

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Get ready for some delicious, filling, and comfort food recipes thanks to Ree Drummond. The best part about this TV show? She makes you feel right at home!

The Pioneer Woman season 38 premieres March 29 and is hosted by Ree Drummond.

4. ​When No One Sees Us — Stream on Max

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This Spanish-language TV show takes you into "deep Spain" — and all its political and cultural criminal activity — during the country's Holy Week festivities. You'll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.

When No One Sees Us premieres March 7 and stars Maribel Verdú, Mariela Garriga, Austin Amelio, Ben Temple, and Dani Rovira.

5. T​he Righteous Gemstones season 4 — Stream on Max

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The gemstones are back for one last adventure as they prepare for the future — including a foray into Hollywood? Nothing is certain...except for the fact we're definitely going to miss this TV family.

The Righteous Gemstones premieres March 9 and stars Danny McBride, Adam Devine, John Goodman, Edi Patterson, Cassidy Freeman, Tim Baltz, Tony Cavalero, Greg Alan Williams, Skyler Gisondo, Walton Goggins, Jennifer Nettles, James DuMont, Jody Hill, Troy Hogan, Valyn Hall, Kelton DuMont, Gavin Munn, Megan Mullally, Arden Myrin, and Seann William Scott.

6. ​Spring Baking Championship Season 11 — Stream on Max

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Get your baking on with this Food Network TV show, which welcomes you into The Little Shop of Spring Magic. 13 contestants, all hoping to be named Spring Baking Champion, compete for $25,000 and a Food Network Magazine feature. And they might just inspire your own baking adventures along the way!

Spring Baking Championship Season 11 premieres March 10 and is hosted by Jesse Palmer and features judges Duff Goldman, Nancy Fuller, and Kardea Brown.

7. The White Lotus season 3 — Stream new episodes on Max on Sundays

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This season of The White Lotus has introduced new characters, new drama...and a UNC vs. Duke subplot. Sign me up.

The White Lotus season 3 stars Leslie Bibb, Jason Isaacs, Michelle Monaghan, Carrie Coon, Parker Posey, Patrick Schwarzenegger and Blackpink’s Lisa Manobal.

8. One Tree Hill — Stream on Max

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Speaking of Carolina basketball, 'tis the season for March madness, which means it's a good time to rewatch One Tree Hill. The TV show starts out as a brother & basketball rivalry and morphs into a complex relationship drama like none other.

One Tree Hill is available to stream on Max and stars Chad Michael Murray, Sophia Bush, Hilarie Burton, James Lafferty, and Bethany Joy Lenz.

9. Game of Thrones — Stream on Max

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If you're in your romantasy era, then you might want to press play on this fantasy drama. It's got everything: romance, political intrigue, and so many incredible costumes.

Game of Thrones is available to stream on Max and stars Emilia Clarke, Sophie Turner, Maisie Williams, Kit Harington, Richard Madden, and Gwendoline Christie (among many others).

Check out the other Most-Anticipated TV Shows Coming In March!

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