The season’s just not complete until you’ve seen a sculpture made of butter and stuffed your face full of charred sweet corn, funnel cakes and whatever absurd exotic meat you can find. Fairs are full of memories of candy and petting zoos (essentially every child's favorite things) and it's easier than you think to add some of your favorite state fair foods into your weeknight dinner — without having to leave the comfort of your home.
From the classic to the ridiculously ridiculous, we’ve dug up all sorts of recipes to help you make a feast of state fair-inspired foods at home. Your apartment and hair may forever smell like a deep-fryer afterwards, but it’s a small price to pay.
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If you're a big fan of fried goodies, then you *have* to make this treat. It's the perfect mix of hot, sticky, and sweet, and definitely satisfies those fair food cravings. You can split it among a bunch of people like your friends or your family...or you can eat it all yourself.
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Even with all the new, hyped-up, experimental foods each year, there’s nothing like a classic corn dog. This recipe calls for a Dutch oven in lieu of a deep fryer.
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FRIED. CHEESE. CURDS. It’s only fitting that a Minnesota blogger would get this wholly Midwestern indulgence exactly right.
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This might be the most American thing to ever have happened. We recommend you don’t skip the optional white chocolate ganache topping. U-S-A. U-S-A. U-S-A…
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Half of you are probably gagging right now, half (like us) are pretty excited to try this weird pickle juice pop. Cocktail possibilities, anyone?
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Apparently, Luther Vandross claimed to have come up with the Krispy Kreme burger while on tour. Because, why not?
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We’re digging this fried cookie-dough concoction. It’s simple if you buy the store-bought stuff.
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Frozen Chocolate-Covered Bananas
There’s always money in the banana stand. This recipe — which mixes the peanut coating with pieces of crispy bacon — is MONEY.
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Inspired by the behemoth meat drummies of state fairs and Medieval Times alike, a good brine makes this recipe a success.
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If you’re looking to take home a blue ribbon, here’s the secret.
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It is your duty as an American to deep fry everything, including macaroni.
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There’s nothing more fair-friendly than chocolate-covered bacon on a stick.
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Oh, California. You would try to keep healthy with your fair food. Well, not exactly healthy… but it’s no fried Coke.
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This dish involves infusing Bisquick batter with real Coca Cola — don’t you dare try to use diet in this Southern fair recipe.
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Minnesota is at it again. Do the laws of physics even apply to this?
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Grilled Corn Sweet Corn
If you need a break from all the fried fodder, sweet corn is a must!
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Anybody can fry a Snickers bar, but we are partial to the creamy, gooey Oreos.
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This is Wisconsin’s official dessert. At their state fair, it’s served on a large dinner plate.
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Get outta here, Orange County. What have you done?!
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Just in time for the back-to-school season, these monster crunchies are a wacky snack the whole family will love.
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Kool-aid can be great by itself but pairing it with pickles creates a sweet and tangy treat you'll surprisingly want more of.
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Deep fried foods and state fairs seem to go hand-in-hand. We're not complaining though.
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Craving something sweet and sticky? Bake this easy puff pastry plum tarts recipe. You'll love the sweet blend of plums, brown sugar and flaky crust.
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This is grilled sweet corn's spicier sister. With flaming hot cheetos baked on top, this corn on the cob recipe is going to quickly become a guilty food pleasure.
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What happens when you mix chocolate, peanut butter and rice krispies together? You get treats that are sure to give you a sugar rush.
What’s the craziest fair food you’ve ever eaten? Let us know on Instagram!
This post has been updated.
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