Batch please, you also haven’t seen cookies as sassy as these either.
You’ve Never Seen Cookies Decorated like These

We’re HUGE fans of food art and we’re even bigger fans of cookies. So obviously when we found Batch Please Cookies on a recent Instagram binge, we knew we had to share these absolutely amazing edible portraits with you. Maker-baker Bethany Wiseman takes iced vanilla sugar cookies and paints mini masterpieces on them using gel food coloring — OH MY YUM! It was tough to pick our faves, but here is an art gallery’s worth of Bethany’s cookie creations.
1. Puns: We find it ridiculously hard to resist a pun — which is also why we love the name of Bethany’s biz — so when it’s painted on a cookie you better believe we’re snatching a batch.
2. Animals: We guess it’s kind of weird to think about eating your favorite cuddle buddy, but this is just too cute.
3. Sass: We know we aren’t the only ones who have always dreamed about sweets speaking our inner monologue.
4. Movies: Next time you’re prepping a movie marathon go crazy and invite your girls over to indulge in a batch with you.
5. Inspirational Quotes: When you are being thrown body positivity quotes from a cookie, there’s just no way to say no to one (or several).
6. Love: Let’s be honest, how amazing would it be if your man got you these instead of a generic anniversary card?!
7. Sandwiches: We love a macaron, but a gorgeous ice cream sandwich totally trumps those French delights.
8. Celebs: You’ll feel young and beautiful while indulging in these Lana Del Rey cookies while dancing around the room to MJ.
9. Bridesmaid Proposals: We have seen some pretty creative ways to ask your BFFs to be bridesmaids, but this would totally make us say yes (and get full).
10. Disney: We’ve always wanted to be a Disney Princess, so dress up as your favorite, play that fairytale and make these cookies have a happy ever after with your stomach.
11. Attractions: Pack these for a day at the circus or zoo and the experience will be way sweeter.
12. TBT: Lisa Frank and the Peanuts gang. Need we say more?!
13. Design: These circular goodies look like they should be our business cards here at B+C.
14. Emoji: We love emoji any way we can get them, so why not take it up a notch and eat ’em. We’re in.
Prepared to pick up a dozen? Head to the Batch Please Cookie shop now ($30/dozen) and order as many as your stomach can handle.
Which designs look the tastiest? Let us know in the comments below.