Folks Are Losing Their Minds Over Trump’s #Peetus #GoldenShowerGate Sitch
Another day, another jaw-dropping Trump controversy. From teen pageant contestants claiming Trump walked in on them changing to his infamous “nasty woman” comment, you can never really predict what will pop up next. And this time around, it’s a doozy.
Now, let’s just put this out there: What people do in the bedroom is their own biz. However, if you happen to be Donald Trump — a man who’s well-known for attacking people on all levels as well as being the President Elect — and the public finds out about your, um, preferences… things are going to get nutso. And that’s exactly what’s happened.
If you were online last night, you’ll be well aware of the fact that BuzzFeed published an unverified intelligence dossier which apparently shows “deep” ties between Trump and the Russian government. As serious as this is (and probably what we should be WAY more concerned about), there was one other point that folks simply couldn’t overlook.
Report: Trump allegedly hired prostitutes for a “golden shower” party on Ritz Moscow bed where Obama/Michelle slepthttps://t.co/kkrva34ixT pic.twitter.com/XtQCX0UxQt
— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) January 10, 2017
Oh. Um… Oh.
And that’s when #Peetus #GoldenShowerGate took off…
Awww, you may be Number 2 in the popular vote, but you'll always be known for Number Ones. #goldenshowers #peetus #PeePeePrez https://t.co/JzNo4Z8elY
— Omnishambles (@AngelaChace) January 11, 2017
This is the kind of leak Trump doesn't like.#peetus #goldenshowergate #everyoneknowsaboutthepiddleparty
— Luce Lips (@crapolatombola) January 11, 2017
Suddenly all those golden toilets make sense. #PEEOTUS #GoldenShowerGate
— MeganColleenMcGlynn (@MCMRules) January 11, 2017
The sad thing is, I would believe Trump participated in #GoldenShowers way before I would believe he is president. #GoldenShowerGate
— Paul Chatlain (@PaulChatlain) January 11, 2017
This what they mean by trickle down economics?! #PEEOTUS #GoldenShowers
— Conye Stressed (@blackandtanned2) January 11, 2017
Trump’s Golden Rule: pee onto others as you would have them pee onto you.
— Tommy Vietor (@TVietor08) January 10, 2017
Will #Trumps piss contest, (I mean press conference) be Streaming today?#Goldenshowers #Goldenshowergate
— Raging Bull NO TRUMP (@ToDropADime2) January 11, 2017
"Hey Donald, what are your plans for your urine-augurat-"#goldenshowers pic.twitter.com/y0ASi4mZcu
— Denizcan James (@MrFilmkritik) January 11, 2017
The #SNL writers room right now: pic.twitter.com/49hFrDebbY
— michelle buchman (@michelledeidre) January 11, 2017
I find these allegations highly dubious, as they involve @realDonaldTrump actually paying someone #peetus
— (((Gavin Saunders))) (@foxyheraclitus) January 11, 2017
We asked for a response to Donald Trump #goldenshowergate. His spokesman said he's pissed.
— Suzi Wild (@suzi_wild) January 11, 2017
Meanwhile in Moscow … #peetus pic.twitter.com/ToMj4TMWVC
— Xabilution (@prygelknabe) January 11, 2017
Somewhere an unfortunate staffer is having to awkwardly explain to Mike Pence what a "Golden Shower" is. #goldenshower #trumpiss #PEETUS
— Candace Lane (@CandaceLane7) January 11, 2017
Seriously, everyone wanted in on the, er, fun…
Thank you god. pic.twitter.com/XaRcRwNT0B
— CardsAgainstHumanity (@CAH) January 11, 2017
Trump, natch, Tweeted his reaction…
FAKE NEWS – A TOTAL POLITICAL WITCH HUNT!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 11, 2017
Dare we ask… what do you think about #Peetus #GoldenShowerGate? Tweet us @BritandCo!
(h/t Mashable; photo via Spencer Platt/Getty)