26 Fabulously Quirky & Funny Christmas Ornaments
There’s two different kinds of people in this world. The ones who deck their Christmas tree out in coquette-core bows and enough tinsel to make the best Pinterest board jealous and then there’s the chaos monsters. You know...the ones who pick out their ornaments solely for the bit and still use their kindergarten craft Christmas topper. If you’re still scrambling for the perfect white elephant gift, or you just can’t help yourself when it comes to adding to your unhinged collection of bobbles, then no fear — the ultimate guide to funny Christmas ornaments is here.
Etsy
Fry From Futurama Christmas Ornament
How many times have you seen a TikTok viral video about a new beauty product that made you shout, "Shut up and take my money?" We won't tell anyone, but we will suggest you gift yourself this funny Futurama ornament.
Walmart
Sriracha Holiday Ornament
If all you like to do is put Sriracha on your cheese eggs, you'll love this funny Christmas ornament.
Walmart
JOYIN Taco & Burrito Christmas Ornaments
"Put some hot sauce on my burrito, baby" is a line you'll love saying every time you look at these Christmas ornaments.
Ornament Shop
Extra Guac Christmans Ornament
This cute guac sign deserves a spot next to your taco and burrito ornaments because who doesn't love extra toppings?
Fun
Bob Ross Molded Christmas Ornament
Ladies, Bob Ross has entered the chat and demands a space on your Christmas tree.
Altar'd State
Diet Coke Christmas Ornament
Pop, fizz, clink! Quench your tree's thirst with this bubbly Diet Coke ornament.
World Market
Green Glass Traditional Pickle Ornaments Set of 2
Deck the halls with dill-ight! This pickle ornament adds a quirky crunch to your Christmas tree ensemble.
Altar'd State
Kait Cup Christmas Ornament
This Stanley cup inspired ornament should be mandatory for everyone on #watertok.
World Market
Glass Charcuterie Board Ornament
Elevate your tree's taste with a miniature charcuterie board ornament. It's the perfect centerpiece for a festive feast!
Altar'd State
Spicy Taco Combo Ornament
Spice up your tree with a taste of Tex-Mex joy! This Taco Bell meal ornament is a fiesta waiting to happen.
Joann
2" Christmas Acai Bowl Glass Ornament by Place & Time
This acai bowl ornament is a healthy and vibrant addition to your tree. It's the ultimate superfood for holiday cheer.
World Market
Glass United States Of America Passport Ornament
Jet-setting through the holidays? This passport ornament is your ticket to a tree that's well-traveled and full of adventure.
Joann
Christmas Crocs Ornament
Are you a part of the Crocs crew and have no shame admitting it? Proudly show your love for the most comfortable footwear on your tree.
Altar'd State
Take Out Box Christmas Ornament
Bring the joy of takeout straight to your tree with this adorable takeout box ornament. No need to cook when your tree is this tasty!
Harley Lilac
Cody Foster & Co - Anchovies Can Ornament
2023 was a big year for tin fish. Show off your love for anchovies with this super chic girlypop ornament.
Williams Sonoma
Champagne & Caviar Party Ornament Collection
Elevate your tree's taste with a touch of luxury! This caviar ornament is the epitome of opulence for your holiday decor.
Urban Outfitters
Cup Of 'Swifter' Tea Ornament
Shake it off and deck the halls with Swiftie pride! This Taylor Swift ornament is perfect for fans who want to relive every era.
Urban General Store
Pop Star Fan Glass Ornament
Did you really think we'd only put one Swiftie ornament on this list? You should know us better than that!
Urban General Store
Sorry I'm Booked Book Ornament
For the bookworm in your life, this "Sorry I'm Booked" ornament is the perfect way to declare your tree a nook of literary escape.
Etsy
Homer Simpson Christmas Ornament
Who can forget the many hilarious memes that include Homer Simpson disappearing into shrubbery? If you can't get enough of them, this Christmas ornament was made with you in mind.
H&M
Red Wine Christmas Ornament
Of course you love drinking red wine so why not place this cute & funny ornament on your glamorized Christmas tree?
Wayfair
Coffee To Go Ornament
We're ignoring the fact you keep walking by your espresso machine to head to Starbucks because we get it. Nothing compares to getting your coffee to go so you can feel like the accomplished queen you are.
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