25 Halloween Costumes That Are Funny And Sexy
Staff Writer, Jasmine Williams, covers a variety of topics from home decor to beauty and everything in between. She has bylines at Motherly, The Everymom, and Byrdie where she wrote about motherhood, beauty, health and relationships. Jasmine knew she wanted to be a writer when she realized she was actually interested in reading the articles in her mom's favorite magazines — and she may or may not have ripped her favorite articles out to study them later. When she's not working, you can find Jasmine playing make-believe with her toddler, spending an undisclosed amount of time in Target or TJ Maxx, and searching for a family-friendly puppy to add to her family.
The age-old Halloween dilemma (for some of us): Your funny sense of humor is dying to go with a Halloween costume that produces laughter, but another part of you wants to look sexy. Well, you’re in luck, girl, because funny *is* the new sexy. That said, we get what you’re actually going for, so we’ve brought you 33 Halloween costumes that prove you can get freaky (in a weird yet sexy way) and still wear those fishnets on Halloween.
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Daria & Jane
Daria and Jane were the two best friends I admired growing up so it would make so completely happy to see someone dress up as for them for Halloween. They were proof anyone can be sexy with the right attitude, and these two have ‘tude in spades.
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Party Animals
Puns for days! You can hit a double whammy and be a sexy mouse (insert Mean Girls quote), but the choice is yours.
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Cher & Dionne
You can pretend to be Clueless all evening, but the joke’s on them. Plus, real fans of the movie knew Cher and Dionne were actually smart underneath their Valley girl personas.
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Bun In the Oven
Pregnant mamas can find funny and sexy Halloween costumes to wear too. While this one errs on the side of a joke about having a bun in the oven, at least you'll have someone to store your keys and phone while you're out!
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The Simple Life
In honor of Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie reuniting for The Simple Life, get your denim overalls and flared miniskirt in order, because it’s about to be #hot out. (via Brit + Co)
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Misty
Catch all the admirable stares and candy while wearing this cute Misty Halloween costume. You may even catch all the cuties at the party.
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Netflix & Chill
This is on the sexy Halloween costumes that may actually lead to a little bun in the oven if you know what I mean. It literally takes the cake for couples who are looking for a different Netflix subscription package.
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Super Bowl Katy Perry
The real humor lies in what the shark on your left side does all night. That poor guy has no clue what he’s doing, does he?
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Mean Girls
Do you wear pink on Wednesdays? Do you have Kälteen bars in your purse? Excellent, the squad is ready to roll out.
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Monsters Inc. Celia Costume
Dress as funny man, er monster, Mike Wazowski's girlfriend this Halloween. Heads won't stop turning to get a better look at your costume!
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Zookeeper Costume
Who knew zookeepers could be this smart and sexy? Apparently this costume had this idea in mind when they created this tailored jumpsuit.
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Mad Hatter Costume
The Mad Hatter may be known for coming up with silly yet intriguing sentences, but this costume adds an irresistible appeal to a hilarious persona.
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Karen Smith from Mean Girls Mouse Costume
"I'm a mouse, duh" is one line from Mean Girls we find ourselves quoting. It only makes sense we add the infamous costume to the list!
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Harley Quinn Costume
You won't be able to resist saying, "I may be twisted but at least I make it interesting" once you slip into this funny, sexy costume.
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Tweedle Dee Costume
Only this costume could bring out Tweedle Dee's charm. Put your own sexy spin on it and keep the fun going.
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Lola Bunny Costume
Turns out Lola Bunny had sex appeal and stellar basketball skills in Space Jam. Even if you don't plan on hitting the court to score points in this costume, you'll at least look the part.
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Sexy Pirate Costume
Pirates haven't always been known for their immense sex appeal but Captain Jack Sparrow changed that. Invoke his swagger and witty sense of humor with this Halloween costume.
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Sexy Cheshire Cat Costume
The cheshire cat from Alice In Wonderland proved to be mysteriously alluring with a dose of humor that we came to love. Wear this costume to see if a bit of his charisma rubs off on you.
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Sassy Scarecrow Costume
Channel your inner scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz with this fun costume.
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80's Workout Costume
Get physical with this fun Halloween costume that reminds us of Jane Fonda during her VHS workout tapes era.
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Galactic Alien Costume
I love science fiction movies that involve aliens, but this galactic costume makes them seem less scary. Of course you're free to be as funny as you want, but you'll still look great while speaking your own special language.
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Britney Spears Costume
Britney Spears is having the last laugh with the release of her new memoir and we're here for it - hence this fun costume.
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Plus Size Popcorn Costume
This costume is for everyone who's ever giggled while listening to popcorn kernels popping in the microwave. Your secret is safe with us and this popcorn costume.
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Mushroom Costume
People won't be able to stop saying, "Aw, look at the cute mushroom" when they see you in this costume.
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Candy Maker Costume
Make Willy Wonka proud by leading the candy brigade this Halloween. Who wouldn't want to follow you once they see this sexy Halloween costume?
Do you have any silly and yet fabulously sexy costumes to share with us? Show us on Pinterest!
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With prior reporting by Ariel Garneau and Jessica Ourisman.
This post has been updated.
Staff Writer, Jasmine Williams, covers a variety of topics from home decor to beauty and everything in between. She has bylines at Motherly, The Everymom, and Byrdie where she wrote about motherhood, beauty, health and relationships. Jasmine knew she wanted to be a writer when she realized she was actually interested in reading the articles in her mom's favorite magazines — and she may or may not have ripped her favorite articles out to study them later. When she's not working, you can find Jasmine playing make-believe with her toddler, spending an undisclosed amount of time in Target or TJ Maxx, and searching for a family-friendly puppy to add to her family.