Hippogriff. Runespoor. Duck?!
Some Potterheads Are Not Happy About Their Pottermore Patronus
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When news broke that we could finally find out what our very own patronus is via a Pottermore quiz, Harry Potter fans (who’ve been gobbling up the three new books from J.K. Rowling) were quick to see what incredible creature they were matched up with in this realm of magic and wonder. While some were totally thrilled, others were less than impressed — and still more were downright disappointed.
When we say allHarry Potter fans took the quiz, we surely meant it. J.K. herself ended up with a heron after taking the test, and others found themselves with magical, mythical patronus.
seems that i've just produced a very rare patronus, which is a hippogriff. already in love with it! #ExpectoPatronum pic.twitter.com/QnYE7S9LWZ
— ˗ˏˋ peter pan ˎˊ˗ (@cheshjrekitten) September 22, 2016
I got a #runespoor on @pottermore's new Patronus section. Ultra rare, like me. Associated with dark wizards, hopefully not like me. pic.twitter.com/AWVoWgqRop
— cap'nzola (@taylqrgang) September 22, 2016
But not everyone was blessed with such enchanting creatures. Some were pretty disappointed with their common critters.
Joss Whedon wasn’t exactly thrilled with his weasel.
Don't talk to me about nobility or tenaciousness or Ron's wonderful family – my life is OVER pic.twitter.com/FiMoDLTbbG
— Joss Whedon (@joss) September 22, 2016
And salmon was just as unwelcome, TBH.
Had to get sorted into a house before I took the patronus test… Hufflepuff with a salmon patronus I've hit a new low in life
— ㅤRyan (@Guthbox) September 22, 2016
Really, who wants a mouse, or worse, a rat?!
You know what, the dementors can have me. This. is. a. JOKE. #ExpectoPatronum pic.twitter.com/9THuwSAsZs
— Olly Gibbs (@ollyog) September 22, 2016
My patronus is a rat. Not even pizza rat. Just a regular, dirty, sewage rat.
— K. Lucarelli 🙃 (@KristinaLuca) September 22, 2016
Or an aardvark?
Boss: "Hey. I need you to put some pants on. Big time."
Me: "MY PATRONUS IS A FUCKING AARDVARK, KAREN. WHAT'S THE POINT?" pic.twitter.com/NXNdyB1QHv— Taylor Ortega (@taylor_ortega) September 22, 2016
Though perhaps that’s slightly better than getting a shrew.
my patronus is a fucking shrew?!?!? excuse me pottermore, I did not sign up for this
— Remy Anne (@Remy_Anne) September 22, 2016
Or a mole?
I waited what feels like my whole life to find out that my #Patronus is a mole. WHY?! @jk_rowling pic.twitter.com/PvrwgQxWGp
— Samantha (@samurai_mouse) September 22, 2016
Or a pig? Talk about disappointing.
I can’t believe I waited 15 years to find out that my Patronus is a fucking pig
— شهرزاد (◡‿◡✿) (@shahrzad_h) September 22, 2016
We really all wanted something super cool.
When you think your #patronus would absolutely be a unicorn 🦄 and you find out it's a duck… #ExpectoPatronum pic.twitter.com/0lmLt76uS3
— Helen Scott (@HelenScottUK) September 22, 2016
But in the end, if you weren’t happy, you can always make your own.
My colleagues on the #HarryPotter beat feel this is my more accurate #Patronus. pic.twitter.com/mxiYDow0NJ
— Allison Adato (@editgirlnyc) September 23, 2016
What patronus did you get? Something cool or something disappointing? Tweet us @BritandCo!
(h/t Buzzfeed; photos via JKR/Pottermore Ltd. ™ Warner Bros.)
