These Top Trader Joe’s Fall Items Are *Spooky* Good

Mini Spicy Pumpkin Samosas – 10/10

Tell me why I lost my mind when I saw these snacks in-store! Being an Indian food stan, I knew I had to swipe these from the frozen aisle. Plus, they were marketed as spicy – an element I cannot resist, like, ever.

Each small (they weren’t joking when they said ‘mini’) pocket of dough envelopes a medley of pumpkin, potato, and paneer, and it proved to be downright delish. My only wish is for them to be made bigger so I could enjoy a better yumminess per bite ratio.

Pumpkin Brioche Twist – 10/10

This loaf is a 10/10 on its own, but I’d rank it a 12/10 when it’s used to make French toast. That’s exactly what I did on a lazy Saturday morning, and wow, was it worth it!

Soaking the brioche in a mix of milk, eggs, and vanilla was indeed the move – each slice became unbelievably tender and moist, and cooked to perfection on the stove. The pumpkin flavoring definitely came through to introduce even more sweetness into my breakfast.

If you’re not a French toast fan, the Pumpkin Brioche Twist makes for an excellent Trader Joe’s fall snack with some silky cream cheese spread!

Harvest Blend Herbal Tea – 10/10

I’ll be bold and say that this is the best fall drink I’ve had thus far. This aromatic tea blend is jam-packed with autumnal vibes – from the cinnamon to the ginger to the apple, each sip feels like you’re strolling through a hidden trail with falling leaves surrounding you.

Pumpkin Butternut Squash Bisque – 10/10

Having never tried a pre-packaged Trader Joe’s soup before (sue me), I wasn’t sure if I was in for a treat or a trick, but as it turns out, I could honestly chug this bisque straight from the carton if I let myself.

I heated up a small amount in a mug (the only acceptable soup vessel, TBH) for lunchtime, and the aromas alone were intoxicating. It literally smelled exactly like a fall comfort meal. The bisque appeared very simple and straightforward, but to my surprise, it carried a pretty complex and balanced flavor – sweetness from the pumpkin, savory-ness from the squash and spices – that erased any need for salt or pepper. I always expect soups or bisques to lean savory, so this pick did *not* let me down.

Halloween Joe-Joe's Cookies – 9/10

In my mind, these little spooky sandwich cookies are the Oreo’s evil twin – but only in the cutest way possible. Covered in Jack-o’-lantern illustrations, each cookie has a generous amount of orange-tinted icing lying between two crispy chocolate wafers, which is a combo that’s hard to mess up, IMO.

The wafers were a little softer than I’d expected when I took a bite, but the overall texture didn’t bother me. When I factored in the sweet icing layer, everything fell into place.

Pumpkin Spice Granola Bark – 8/10

This granola bark made for the ultimate snack – so much so, that I could’ve devoured the entire bag. Via the packaging, the small bars are crafted from a mix of gluten-free oats, pumpkin puree, almonds, coconut oil, warm spices, and maple syrup, a conglomeration which then gets a final layer of dark chocolate and salted pumpkin seeds. Sounds like a perfect balance of everything you’d want in a snack, right?

Right. The Trader Joe’s Pumpkin Spice Granola Bark provides a satisfying treat, not only texture-wise, but nutrition-wise, too. I was confused where the pumpkin flavors were, though! The pumpkin impression seemed to be missing from these bites, but there were more interesting things going on, like the *perfect* level of saltiness and the oh-so rich chocolate, that I wasn’t sad about it.

Apple Cider Donuts – 7/10

The fan-favorite Apple Cider Donuts from TJ’s made *quite* the return this fall, as my local store had a whole wall full of ‘em. Since I didn’t get the chance to sink my teeth into one last year, this season proved the perfect time for me to snatch a box off the shelf for some at-home enjoyment.

If there’s one thing about me, it’s that I love a cake donut. I’ll gladly stick to savoring the dense, chewy treat rather than rush my way through its flaky-light, traditional counterpart. According to the Trader Joe’s Fearless Flyer I picked up, the Apple Cider Donuts’ cake-style dough gets lightly fried then coated in “generous amounts” of cinnamon and sugar – which was evident when I went to pick one up for snack time. No complaints with that, though – I’m the sweet treat queen.

Though so tasty, one thing that irked me about this supposedly-beloved fall item was that I never once detected the apple cider. For a donut that’s allegedly “bursting with fresh-from-the-orchard apple flavor,” I was only left craving more.

Pumpkin-Flavored Joe-Joe's Cookies – 7/10

Trader Joe's Spiced Cider – 7/10

Trader Joe’s Spiced Cider is a returning favorite to this year’s fall items, and it brings exactly what the season beckons for on the beverage front. Based on my tasting, it’s a bright blend of apple cider and warming spices that almost reminded me of apple juice! I tried it both cold and hot, and I have to admit, it’s *so* much better when warmed. I’m not particularly blown away by the cider, though, hence my ranking.

Greek Nonfat Pumpkin Yogurt – 7/10

TBH, I wished this pumpkin yogurt tasted more like pumpkin. Trying it on its own first proved to be pretty disappointing because of this missing flavor piece!

Moving past the blandness, I enjoyed this fall item most in a yogurt bowl. I topped it with some chopped apple, cinnamon granola, and honey, and it was a true delight!

If you’re motivated to try this pumpkin yogurt this fall, I definitely wouldn’t eat it without pairing it with more ingredients first.

Pumpkin Blondie Brownies – 5/10

These blondies were not textured like blondies at all, which threw off my entire snacking experience. Their consistency was more like cake, and the inclusion of pecans in the batter made them taste like carrot cake than pumpkin anything.

The white chocolate drizzle sort of made up for the lacking texture, but not enough to redeem the dessert. They simply weren’t what I expected, and also didn’t have a trace of pumpkin, hence the 5/10 rating.