WTF: You Can Get Tattoos or Entire Outfits at Future Whole Foods

Totally plausible scenario: You’ve been craving some ink but find your local tattoo parlor a little too intimidating since it’s nothing like your neighborhood grocery store. Then here’s some good news for you. Whole Foods may soon be offering just what you need.

Yup, you could find that next tattoo parlor INSIDE of Whole Foods. For real?! Yes indeed, our tat-lovin’, organic kale-shoppin’ friends!

And it’s not just tattoo parlors that may be popping up in Whole Foods this May. Thanks to the grocery giant’s new millennials-in-mind Friends of 365 venture, it could be anyone selling anything and offering any services from within your local store’s walls.

Whole Foods explains on its website, “Friends of 365 may be any type of business — from food and drinks to fashion, body care products, services and more. (Record shop? Tattoo parlor? Maybe!) And each 365 store may have a different mix of friends. The more variety, the merrier!”

So while grabbing some oranges, beef, toothpaste, next year’s wardrobe and some vinyl, why not also get yourself some sweet new ink? As the saying goes, “Good tattoos aren’t cheap and cheap tattoos aren’t good.” Is there a saying about tattoos you get in grocery stores?

Would you consider getting tattooed at a Whole Foods? Tweet us @britandco!

(h/t Bloomberg; photo via Getty)